I wear my Freudian slips like evening gowns, spend my Limbo existence on the stage,
write my fingers into fountain pens and ink perspiration, and eat lots of tomatoes.
Oh, and my name is Chelsey.
The minute I start to talk about acting, I realize that I can’t. You know, it’s an abstract thing, a little bit mysterious even if you do it for a living. -Christopher Walken